A lesser known eleventh commandment – Thou shalt not jerk off at your podium in class while your students are trying their darndest to receive a proper education despite your, you know, jerking off in class – doesn’t get much play, mostly because it seems like such a completely obvious piece of common sense.
Well, that and divine word of God or not, it’s a total run-on sentence.
It’s a shame though, because a good Christian like 75-year-old Paul LaDuke sure could have used an FYI.
You know what they say after all; “Fool me once, shame on you. Jerk off in a room full of minors for ten years, Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Do not pleasure yourself while en route to jail. Save it for your cell. You’ll be there awhile.”
What do you mean you’ve never heard that one? It’s a classic American proverb.
(via Chicago Tribune)