From Massachusetts’ Lowell Sun newspaper comes this deplorably transphobic “Christmas carol — with a twist.”
To the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”:
Chaz Bono got turned into a man, dear.
Dancin’ with a woman on TV.
You might say there’s no such thing as Santa
Till you see what Chaz got ‘neath his tree.
Chastity was once a cute girl
On her parents’ TV show.
Then she stunned the whole dang nation,
When she said her girl parts had to go.
Now transgenders in the Bay State
Have a law that’s etched in black.
It says they can change their gender.
Then if they want, they can change it back.
(chorus)
Chaz Bono got turned into a man, dear.
Cher don’t care but Sonny, he would grieve.
Now in Mass., some guy who’s born as Adam
Can change his moniker to Christmas Eve.
Chaz Bono got turned into a man, dear.
Dancin’ with a woman on TV.
You might say there’s no such thing as Santa
Till you see what Chaz got ‘neath his tree.
Chastity was once a cute girl
On her parents’ TV show.
Then she stunned the whole dang nation,
When she said her girl parts had to go.
Now transgenders in the Bay State
Have a law that’s etched in black.
It says they can change their gender.
Then if they want, they can change it back.
(chorus)
Chaz Bono got turned into a man, dear.
Cher don’t care but Sonny, he would grieve.
Now in Mass., some guy who’s born as Adam
Can change his moniker to Christmas Eve.
Please take a moment to let the Lowell Sun know how distasteful you find their publishing of this “holiday song” in the comments HERE. No cussing, no condemning to hell. Write like an articulate grown up or don’t bother writing at all, please.
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