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Sunday, January 8, 2012

Cover Boys: Craig, Clooney and Damon for Vanity Fair

Oh, who cares. We know our kittens and they’re all about the visuals. Well, here you go, ladies and lady-boys. Bathe in the fauxtesterone:
Daniel Craig, George Clooney and Matt Damon cover the February 2012 issue of Vanity Fair magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz and styled by Jessica Diehl.
George Clooney wants to come back as his dog, because “he lives better.” Matt Damon is happiest “in our bed, making our children, and in the hospital watching them being born.” Daniel Craig’s most treasured possessions: “Apart from my penis and my health?”

We’ll leave it to y’all to dissect the meanings behind these utterances. Us? We’re all about objectifying men:

Clooney’s serving up Clooney and Craig is giving his standard face, but Damon hasn’t looked that hot in ages.

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