Happy Birthday Jim

I know two posts in one day, your probably thinking how in G-d's name can one queen have so much to say in one day?  Well kids, today just happens to also be my sweetie's birthday.  Jim turns sixty-nine today and I am sure he doesn't feel a day over 40.  G-d knows he acts much younger than he is and he is so physically active as well.

It is hard because this morning was my tutoring at Mason Elementary that I am doing in conjunction with my College Writing II class, than my College Writing II class and then tonight of all nights is when we meet all of the brothers/sisters of Phi Sigma Pi and we interview them to be our Big brother/sister through the inititation process.  We get the announcement of who picked us on Sunday.  This meeting starts at 5 and runs till 10 tonight which means I get home at 11.  It also means I end up with about 3 hours with Jim today.

Sorry sweetie, I know it has to be hard not having me there but it doesn't mean I love you any less.  We will have time this weekend to do something fun--maybe dinner out or something.

Happy Belated Birthday Martha

You know I love a good diva as much as the next gay guy and my lifetime idol has always been, and always will be the ever glamorous, utterly charming and delightful Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart (who turned 69 yesterday) is one of those people you either love or hate - I happen to fall into the " uber idol worship love" category. She's a uber perfectionist, she's uber pretentious, and she can be an uber biatch - but Martha embraces all of these character traits and has made an uber fortune because of them and many a gay man alive worship her for it. Martha Stewart doesn't try to be something she's not, which has worked quite well for her thus far and since prison has become quite humorous.

And let's not forget that Ms. Stewart served 5 months in federal prison (on some uber B.S. charges I might add) without crying or moaning about any of it - unlike these uber messy D-list starlets who sob at the thought of a WEEKEND in lockup. Martha could teach Lindsay a thing or two about "manning up and taking one for the better good" - and then she could show her how to make a lovely dried floral arrangement for her foyer.

You may also want to check out my post a few years back when I actually got to meet the domestic goddess near my birthday.  It was a chance experience I will never forget and Martha, left me a bigger fan than ever before.  So Martha, dahling if your listening I hope your birthday was just as uber fab-u-lous just as you are--love ya, always will.

Anyway, check out this video of outtakes/bloopers from Martha Stewart's TV show, when things didn't go exactly as Martha had planned...