Rick Santorum Tells Gay Man You Don’t Deserve The “Privilege” To Get Married

Rick (Is he still in the race?) Santorum that walking ad Summers Eve disposable douche at a campaign stop in Fulton, Missouri explained to a gay man why gay men and lesbian women do not deserve the “special privilege” to get married to each other.

“It is an intrinsic good…And as a result of that, we extend a privilege. We extend certain privileges to people who do that because we want to encourage that behavior…”
Good ole Frothy opens his mouth and gives witness to his incredible and his kinds incredible ignorance and hate.

Thankfully the one thing we can be sure of is that long before Rick Santorum becomes President of anything, this gentleman who asked the question, will be able to marry.
Rick Santorum, soon to be the 8-Track of politics

Rick Perry: I'm Going Back To Texas

A very dejected Rick Perry told his supporters that in light of his fifth place finish tonight, he is "going back to Texas to assess whether there's still a way to move forward with this campaign." Which means he's out. Arguably, the final nail in Perry's campaign was his anti-gay "Strong" video which garnered him ridicule and scorn even from some within the GOP establishment. Good riddance, is all I have to day

Rick Perry Clueless About the Sodomy Laws that Protect

 

Like we needed more proof that Rick Perry will never be the Caucus choice. During a C-Span interview in Iowa, Perry seemed completely oblivious in regards to Lawrence v. Texas, the 2003 Supreme Court Case that overturned Texas sodomy law while he was governor.

When an audience member asked a question about the famous case, Rick Perry repeated the question including the name of the case, but then stumbled. “We have a federal government that is out of control from the standpoint of spending,” Perry began his response, “and I wish I could tell you I knew every Supreme Court case… I’m not a lawyer but here’s what I do know, I know they’re spending too much money in Washington, D.C.” From here, Perry launches in to a stump speech about spending.

Yeah, too bad Rick has totally weighed in on the case many time before. Sneaky, sneaky…

In any case, you’d think a guy accused of being embroiled in many gay affairs would know a thing or two about the laws which allow him to do so. Then again, we’re talking about Rick Perry here, so maybe that’s just expecting too much.

Why Did Huffington Post Kill Its “Rick Perry Is Gay” Story?

Remember how we told you Glen Maxey—the first openly gay member of the Texas Legislature—wrote a book asserting that Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry is gay? And how Maxey was working with a reporter from a  “national news oulet” to drag all of Perry’s assorted skeletons out of the closet?

Well, Politico says that the outlet was none other than the Huffington Post, and that the reporter, Jason Cherkis, was pulled off the story, leaving Maxey to complete the piece himself and self-publish it on Amazon.
HuffPo honcho Arianna Huffington said she ended up axing the story because “there was no there there.” She also said that her decision to kill the story had nothing to do with the fact that the Perry campaign had hired high-powered attack-dog lawyer Lin Wood to yell at news outlets who threatened to run unfavorable stories.

“We looked at what we had; we realized that it was not a publishable story, and it was over,” she said. “The story was already killed before we got the letter from Lin Wood. I never even read the letter.” She added: “If we feel good about a story or stories, we run them, no matter what the legal threat. That’s not an issue. We have a great legal department and have no problem taking on legal challenges.”

The Perry campaign allegedly hired Wood after hearing Cherkis was digging up dirt on some of those pesky gay rumors.

Ray Sullivan, a Perry spokesman, told Politico that the governor’s team decided to hire Wood in August when “we got wind that” Huffington Post—which he described dismissively as “a liberal Web-based media outlet”— “seemed intent on quickly writing lies about the governor, and we were concerned about the speed at which those lies could be published online.”

So will Wood orchestrate a lawsuit against Maxey, since he went ahead and published the story on his own? Or is that too small a bull to rope?

Tell-All Book Alleges Rick Perry Has Gay Sex among other accusations

Head Figure Head: The Search for the Hidden Life of Rick Perry was born out of a national news outlet’s summer spent collecting evidence for a piece about Rick Perry’s long-rumored gay sex life.
The unnamed publication killed the story without running it - perhaps because “he had a little dick” isn’t the sort of copy one normally reads in The New York Times or hears Anderson Cooper assert on CNN. Though a boy can dream, can’t he?

The book is now available for sale, and while we won’t be purchasing it ourselves – we’ve had quite enough Rick Perry gay talk to last a lifetime, thank you – we thought we’d share one of the dalliances as told by one of Rick’s alleged flings:

The posting asked for someone willing to unlock the door, turn off the lights, and lie face-down on the bed, legs spread. James replied to the ad, and did as instructed. As he lay on his bed in the dark, James heard someone struggling to open the door. Shielding his eyes, he ran out and opened the door…. “He jerked down his shorts,” [James said], “It lasted about a minute. He had a little dick. It was the worst fuck of my life. And on top of it all he stunk because he had been jogging. He then pulled up his shorts and put the used condom in his pocket.”

As the mystery man tried to leave James’ apartment, he struggled with the front door, which had a tendency to jam. The man started yelling for James to help him…. As James opened it…his face was illuminated, and seen by James for the first time.

“Oh my God,” thought James. “I just got fucked by Rick Perry!”

Whoa. So…uh…whoa.
But that fairytale romance is hardly the most damning interview in Head Figure Head. No, for that we turn to former Secretary of State Geoff Connor, whom Perry allegedly was caught in bed with by wife Anita Perry. When asked to comment upon the long simmering story, Connor simply replied, “I’m no longer a public official and I don’t care to comment on that. I suggest you ask Rick Perry.”

One imagines that a high profile Texas politician accused of a gay sexual relationship with the governor who doesn’t want the world to know of said gay sexual relationship with the governor might respond with a curt denial instead of a coy, “ask Rick” and a giggle. But hey, that’s just us.

In any case, this photo from Gawker pretty much sums it all up in a nutshell, don’t you think?

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