New Robot Warns You When You’re About to Be Caught Masturbating

Meet Tyso!

not exactly sure if this is serious or not--but, you never know <lol>!  Still haven’t found the perfect holiday gift for that special someone in your life? Might we make a suggestion?
Meet Tyso – the first robot that can detect the presence of other human beings approaching while you masturbate.
You really can’t go wrong with this one.

Praise be to science.